Funny Catch Phrases of Bosses – Part 2
Author:
For those of us that have been in the work force for a number
of years, I am sure can identify with some of the funny catch phrases bosses
use with their employees. Below are some
of the catch phrases I have gathered from Bosses during my working career.
·
“Don’t
believe everything you read.”
Disregard
the Boss’s last memo about quality assurance.
·
“Don’t
give up too easily.”
The
Boss wants his entire office staff to work tonight figuring out how to bring
down the cost of office supplies. Maybe
fewer pencils are in order.
·
“I’d
like your opinion.”
The
Boss doesn’t want to know your opinion so your opinion on the best way to fry
Twinkies will be a suitable substitute answer.
·
“Let’s
talk about priorities.”
The
Boss doesn’t care about priorities; he wants to know who is in the latest issue
of “Sports Illustrated” that is sitting on your desk.
·
“We
might have a potential problem.”
Overtime
will be required of everyone for the next two months.
·
“We
need to use cathedral thinking?”
The Boss
will be out of town on vacation the next several days while the office staff
tries to meet the up coming product deadline.
Cathedral thinking is how the Boss avoided work.
·
“You need to multi task.”
The
Boss wants you and your co-workers to work overtime this weekend.
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