Brain Freeze Moments at the Office

Author: Lorraine Messina

Brain freeze moments are something that we all experience at one time or another. Know a face but can’t remember a name. Can sing a few bars of a song but forget the rest. Maybe you have experienced some of these funny brain freeze moments at the office:

The boss introduces you at an office meeting but can’t remember what your job is.

You come up with a brilliant idea at a company meeting but when it comes time for you to talk you forget your idea because the pizza was just delivered.

You tell a joke at an office gathering and can’t remember the punch line but your boss can.

The boss asks why you called in sick the other day and you can’t remember what illness you had.

You collect money from the office staff for a retirement gift for your boss and forget to give it to him.

You thank your boss for a holiday gift and he can’t remember what he gave you.

Your office mate remembers it's your birthday but you don't remember theirs.
The staff orders pizza for lunch and you get the slice with the anchovies, like or not, because you don’t remember what you ordered.

You order office supplies and 50 packs of sticky notes are delivered. You tell everyone it is better to buy in bulk.

The Boss gives you a day off and you go to work instead.

The company president presents you with a longevity award but can’t remember your name.

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